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midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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COSMO SEX TIP #598

foxy-voxy:

theperksofdefloweringawall:

If you want to set the mood before sex close and lock all the doors and windows in your bedroom while playing the rains of castamere from the stereo.

To really excite your man slowly take of your clothes to reveal the chainmail you’ve been concealing all night under your clothes

To make the night perfect, as he enters you, stab him with a dagger and tenderly whisper, “The Lannisters send their regards”

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

lecterings:

when someone finds an old picture of you

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and whoever found it just goes

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